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Post by hella geoff on Apr 16, 2014 21:16:23 GMT -5
So apparently this is a thing that's happening now whether you like it or not. Post bios in the designated thread, also include a basic description of the god your parent is. All characters and gods should be original. Also, there will be a separate thread for writing the mythological lore of the world we are creating. CURRENT LOSERS. I'M SORRY IZZY LOOKS LIKE AN OLD LADY.
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Post by hella geoff on Apr 19, 2014 10:06:48 GMT -5
The wailing of a siren soon caught up to Theo on the long desert road, "Oh, alright, cops, cool." He pulled over to the side of the road as a large man with a thick mustache approached him. The officer knocked on his window and Theo rolled it down. "Boy do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" He asked. Theo nodded, "Well I mean I'm pretty sure it was somewhere around eighty miles per hour why do you ask?" The cop squinted at Theo, "Boy how old are you?" He asked. "Twelve years old but I don't really see how that matters." Theo replied. Flabbergasted, the cop asked, "Where in the lords name did you get this car?!" Theo chuckled, "Stole it from some guy while I was hitchhiking." The officer opened the car door and pulled Theo out with his fists holding tightly to the collar of his shirt. "Boy do you have ANY idea how much trouble you're in!?" Theodore calmly removed his glasses and stared into the cops eyes, he mockingly said, "Boy does your wife know you're cheating on her with her best friend?" The officer was taken aback for a moment before coughing and muttering angrily, "Get in the back of my car we're going back to the station, hope you're ready for the rest of your young life in juvie." Theo laughed, "I'm shaking with anticipation." And with that they were off.
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Post by matrixEscapist on Apr 19, 2014 12:23:11 GMT -5
Riani was sitting on a bench at the station with her legs crossed when the car pulled up. She barely registered its existence, being more preoccupied with her current predicament. "My parents are gonna flip when they find out about this. No one will ever believe I'm not the one who crashed Benjamin's car." She cursed in Nai'tiri under her breath and put her head in her hands.
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Post by hella geoff on Apr 20, 2014 21:30:41 GMT -5
The cop walked Theo to the temporary holding cell and locked the gate. "Now just where in the pathos are your parents young man?" Theo chuckled, "Well my dad was a deadbeat who skipped town before he was born and I'm pretty sure my mom is in a strip club somewhere sucking off old men just to have some cash for smokes." The cops expression changed dramatically, "Er-ah... Do you at least have a phone number?" Theo sighed, "eight five five, two three o, eight nine five o." The cop entered the number and listened. "Hello." The phone started. The cop replied, "Hello-" before the phone continued, "Welcome to the mens baldness association hair club of California, sign up for your free trial today and gain many of our extended membership benefits such as-" The officer angrily slammed the phone down on his desk. "Boy you really are something you know that?" He muttered angrily before walking into a back room and slamming the door. Theo burst out laughing, "Haha! Oh gods! That was priceless! Next time invest in a better toupee hot-stuff!" He leaned against the cell wall and began to catch his breath before staring over at Riani and nodding his head, "Sup babe?"
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Post by matrixEscapist on Apr 22, 2014 14:09:33 GMT -5
Riani looked up towards the sound of Theo's voice. A small laughing smile crossed her face. "Well, that was a mature joke. That guy's an idiot." She held out a hand. "Riani Cascata, delinquent troublemaker. Who are you and what'd you do to get dragged here?"
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Post by hella geoff on Apr 23, 2014 11:59:19 GMT -5
Theo laughed sarcastically at Riani, "Boy that's mighty disrespectful! Keep up this behavior and we'll have a bit of a problem!" "But if you really wanna know I stole a car." Theo reached into the inside pocket of his leather jacket and pulled out a ratty, copper pocket watch, one of the only possessions he has of his fathers. He looked at the time, "Shit! I'm late!" He slid the piece of junk back into his pocket and smirked at Riani, "So toots, wanna see a magic trick?"
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Post by Andrew on Apr 23, 2014 16:34:18 GMT -5
Rico felt a bit late. They'd just stood there in the back corner of the cell while Theo and Riani chat-flirted. Sneaking up behind Theo, Rico whispered sarcastically,"Sup, babe," mimicing Theo's earlier, stereotypical actions.
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Post by hella geoff on Apr 24, 2014 12:56:51 GMT -5
"GAH!" Theo jumped alarmingly. He turned around and stared at Rico top to bottom with a grin on his face. "What's with the get-up Skittles? You look like you're doing a little bit more than just tasting the raibow," Theo smirked. He glared at Rico's hair and clothes before bursting out laughing uncontrollably at the colorful fellow,"Is there a care-bear convention in town that no one told me about? I would have totally done a kickass cosplay!"
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Post by matrixEscapist on Apr 25, 2014 15:36:13 GMT -5
Riani rolled her eyes at Theo's laughter, seemingly unsurprised at the newcomer's outfit. "That's funny. You stole a car? I supposedly crashed one. And you?" She looked to the newcomer.
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Post by Andrew on Apr 25, 2014 17:02:02 GMT -5
Rico shrugged, annoyed. "Dunno; it's something I haven't done yet. "I I'm going to have committed a crime during a trip to the past, someone got a descrption of me, and present me ended up in jail." Then, their face brightened, having realized something. "Though I suppose that means I get outta here and into the past soon. Either of you got explosives?"
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Post by matrixEscapist on Apr 25, 2014 17:52:01 GMT -5
"Err... The past? No, I don't have explosives, but... you're planning on attempting time travel?"
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Post by Anise on Apr 25, 2014 17:55:54 GMT -5
"Now, you can look around the station if you want to, Marie. Just stay in here, okay?" Izzy hummed in response to her stepmom's request as he left the room. So far, she was not particularly enjoying "Take Your Child to Work" day. She wished her dad's wife could have taken one of her biological children, but Barbara had her own job to go to, Peter had pretended to be sick, and Lou Ann... well, Lou Ann's six. So, Marie Isabella Jason put one of her earbuds in and decided to take a walk around the police station. After Izzy had seen most of the building, she gazed into the final room and was slightly surprised to see three kids around her age standing there. She stood there, observing the occupants of the room for quite some time, before realizing that they could probably see her and subsequently hiding behind the wall to the left of the door.
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Post by Andrew on Apr 25, 2014 17:55:58 GMT -5
Rico shrugged again, though this time not annoyed. "I wasn't really planning on it, but it looks like it's gonna happen. Should be cool." Rico then remembered a power they had due to the English language. "Oh, multi-definitional words," Rico said, destroying the wall between the cell and outside. With a glance at the other two, Rico asked,"You coming?" before quickly hopping away.
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Post by hella geoff on Apr 25, 2014 18:01:32 GMT -5
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Post by matrixEscapist on Apr 25, 2014 18:14:17 GMT -5
"Sure, why not? I'm in no hurry," Riani answered, watching him curiously. She wasn't sure what he meant by magic trick, but she might as well find out.
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Post by hella geoff on Apr 25, 2014 18:35:41 GMT -5
Theo chuckled, "Alright hold on." He peered out the cell bars and looked around for anyone that might be watching. He saw some girl but who really cares because she looks like a nerd anyway. He checked on his pocket watch, and very anticlimactically whistled into the wind. It was a pretty good whistle, but seemed pretty pointless. When all of a sudden, a small robin flew to the windowsill and chirped. "Ah, so nice of you to join us!" He shouted, looking like an utterly schizophrenic maniac.
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Post by matrixEscapist on Apr 25, 2014 18:50:02 GMT -5
"Whoa, you just summoned a bird! That's a neat trick. Hey, I wish mine was that useful," Riani said wistfully, then smiled. "Ah, well. I like my own little tricks."
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Post by hella geoff on Apr 25, 2014 19:45:47 GMT -5
"That's not all," Theo smirked. He whistled again at the robin, who nodded and chirped at him. Suddenly, the bird fluttered over to the officers desk and picked up the keys to the cell door. It flew over to Theo and dropped the keys smoothly into his hands. "Aha, thanks you little asshole!" He turned to Riani, "What? It's not like they can understand people." Theo chuckled. He pulled a worm out of his jacket pocket and tossed it to the bird while shooing it off. "Now," Theo unlocked the gate door and stepped outside of the cell dramatically, "FREE AT LAST, I'm not sure if I can reintegrate myself into society..." "I'm a changed man, you hear me!?" "No more of my adolescent shenanigans," "it's straight to rehabilitation so I can get my life on track and be the best damn Theodore I can be!" Theo sighed as he put his hands on his sides before turning around at the others, "So, anybody up for robbing a jewelry store?"
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Post by Andrew on Apr 25, 2014 19:50:12 GMT -5
Rico, already being outside, stared at Theo, throwing glances at the remains of the wall they'd destroyed.
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Post by matrixEscapist on Apr 25, 2014 20:03:59 GMT -5
"Sure, I'm game. I'll make the owner cry over their ex while you grab whatever you want. If you get caught, I'll just scare them into letting you go," Riani says rolling her eyes. "And way to be a changed man. Anyway, why are a bunch of kids with neat tricks just randomly thrown into the same situation? Normally when I'm in here, there are only a couple of worthless idiots." She throws a glance towards a kid with a Mohawk sitting silently and staring at a wall as if not comprehending why it was there. "...Sorry, Ed..."
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