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Post by Andrew on Nov 17, 2013 21:31:39 GMT -5
"We are, appearantly, on a planet called La Trope. I shall introduce you to the rest of our party. "I am Ailm, which you already knew. "The hatted snake is Damon, which you also already knew. He's crazy. "Jillian is the vampire-lich girl. She's nice, and she's currently carrying a magical puzzle piece, which we have another of back at base." Then, more to himself, he said, we should probably build a real, solid base there at some point..." He began to fantasize about complex structures in which the team could meet up.
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Post by xelda57 on Nov 17, 2013 21:59:28 GMT -5
((La Trope.))
"Your petty human attempts to make me feel bad about myself are rather amusing," Damon said coldly. "And who do we have here? You all seem interesting. Do you want a carro- Oh, eggplants. I don't have those, either, unusually small human-looking child. They are of no use to me."
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Post by hella geoff on Nov 17, 2013 22:00:56 GMT -5
"HEY MISTER! DONT TALK ABOUT EGGPLANTS THAT WAY!" *swings hammer at Damon's face*
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Post by Andrew on Nov 17, 2013 22:02:30 GMT -5
"I think he really likes eggplants," remarked Ailm. Is this the start of a PvP match? Ailm thought to himself. Now that he was used to his surrondings, he had calmed enough to resume his frequent bashings of the fourth wall.
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Post by hella geoff on Nov 17, 2013 22:10:38 GMT -5
*Popo leaps onto Damon's back and begins to attempt to claw at him through his soft and fluffy mittens*
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Post by clecamuffin on Nov 17, 2013 22:28:31 GMT -5
"Quit fighting, Polo, you are extremely chaotic. Also, please don't sigh at me, Ailm, I am simply being unhelpful; there's no reason to facepalm," Celi continued, a slight hint of exasperation creeping into her voice. She quickly dispelled it and returned to sounding bored. "Now, are we going to examine this artifact over here or just be a chaotic, plot-scaring-away mess? It looks highly mysterious with just a bit of purple glowyness and also appears to be slightly but perhaps more than that important."
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Post by hella geoff on Nov 17, 2013 22:29:10 GMT -5
"C'mon you stupid snake! You wanna go! I'll smack you all the way to Dreamland!" *attempts to swing several more times at Damon, ends of tripping over stalagmite and falling to the ground* "...*sniffle*...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Post by clecamuffin on Nov 17, 2013 22:32:37 GMT -5
Celi thinks about how much she wishes she had a book to read; things were getting far too chaotic. She looks in her jacket pockets and... ah, yes! A tiny version (with all the words, it's just small enough to fit inside of a jacket pocket) of "The Little Prince". She sat down to read it immediately, leaning against the back of the cave wall. ((...If you're going to edit it, at least make it Ender's Game, Dune, Lord of the Rings, etc. Not that I don't like "The Little Prince."))
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Post by Andrew on Nov 17, 2013 22:39:32 GMT -5
"Good point," Ailm said to the now-reading girl. He began to inspect the circular tablet, but there was no appearant reaction. Hmm, thought Ailm, I wonder... "Maybe something will happen if we all stand nearby," he suggested finally. "HEY!! JILLIANDAMONAEERAPOPO!! COME HERE!!"
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Post by clecamuffin on Nov 17, 2013 22:54:17 GMT -5
Celi glance up at him. "You summoned Chaos. Why did you just summon Chaos?" She returned to reading, with the intention of not doing anything further until Chaos was gone. Except to say one last thing whilst reading: "Damon, your top hat is awesome." (It was said in the same bored tone.)
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Post by xelda57 on Nov 18, 2013 6:24:36 GMT -5
((Guys, you knooowww I can't reply past 10:00... D: ))
Damon hissed at the small human-looking thing on his back, but he fell off on his own, swinging some kind of toy-hammer-looking thing at him. He started to cry as he tripped and fell, so Damon just turned away. Ailm talked about something with the portal and yelled really loudly, and then the new person complemented his hat. "Why, thank you," Damon said. "And who or what do you accuse of being a living embodiment of a negatively-oriented human theory noun?"
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Post by matrixEscapist on Nov 18, 2013 17:01:10 GMT -5
Turning to Damon, Aaera said, "She was referring to Popo. I have no guess as to why, but she has been projecting negative energy at him since his arrival." She turned toward Ailm to say, "Yes? Why were you shouting?" Usually, she didn't warm so quickly to strangers, but now that she had spoken to them, they seemed pretty kind. Well... except Damon, but she didn't think he would harm her either. He was just like that.
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Post by hella geoff on Nov 18, 2013 17:01:16 GMT -5
*sniffle* "wha-...what do you want you big DOODY HEAD!"
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Post by matrixEscapist on Nov 18, 2013 17:10:32 GMT -5
Aaera raises an eyebrow. "Big boy voice, Popo. And that's uncalled for." She rolls her eyes slightly.
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Post by Andrew on Nov 18, 2013 17:11:11 GMT -5
"I was just thinking that..." Ailm mumbled, thinking it stupid now,"you, know, something could happen if we were all standing around the portal." Suddenly, as if cued in, the portal let out another blinding flash, like when Popo appeared. This time the light faded, however, the six found themselves back at the Puzzle Podium, where Ailm had first arrived.
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Post by xelda57 on Nov 18, 2013 17:18:46 GMT -5
"Ah," Damon responded understandingly to Aaera. Then, turning to face Popo, who seemed upset with him, he said, "If I have a proper understanding of human English grammar, there is an optional comma in that sentence that could change the person you are addressing from "you big doody head" to just "big doody head." I don't know of anyone within earshot of that sentence that would ask themselves to be called that. However, with the blunt assumption that it was me that you were referring to in the second person, I must request that you call me by my name, which is Damon. The answer to your question is very complicated and there could be many different ones, and I'm not sure that someone as small or immature as you would have an easy time understanding it."
Flinching slightly at the gap in vision and sudden change that followed, Damon then commented, "Are you all hallucinating or did we actually teleport? Does anyone have a mild headache?"
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Post by matrixEscapist on Nov 18, 2013 17:22:47 GMT -5
"No, you're correct. We just transported." Aaera fluttered her wings in annoyance. "Where are we now?"
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Post by xelda57 on Nov 18, 2013 17:27:53 GMT -5
"By the first portal and the puzzle. I can only predict that it will get mightily exhausting to have to go all that way again, then more, every time we find a puzzle piece and another portal."
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Post by hella geoff on Nov 18, 2013 17:29:47 GMT -5
"OOO! IM REALLY GOOD AT PUZZLES! Me and Nana make them all the ti-... NANAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Andrew on Nov 18, 2013 17:31:54 GMT -5
Ailm stared at Jillian, WHO HADN'T TALKED IN FOREVER!!!! "Could I have the second puzzle piece, please?"
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